My handyman is named Hacksaw, however well, that isn’t the name of his birth certificate, I suppose, however it’s what almost everyone calls him.
I have no idea what his real name is! Even on his corporation cards he just has the name Hacksaw.
He is what our Mom would call an “Old Time Tough Guy.” Hacksaw stands over more than five feet tall, and is sculpted from rock-hard muscle. To our know-how Hacksaw is not licensed or bonded as a contractor; however, he’s the first man I call for any electrical, plumbing, or heating and air conditioning issues. I am well aware that heating and air conditioning techs need to be certified, and I am equally aware Hacksaw does not have said certification. Hacksaw is definitely a “good outdated boy” who is a lot smarter than he seems, and he has constantly given excellent repair for our heating and cooling needs. My modern home has an honestly outdated natural gas furnace, which Hacksaw music up for myself and others every year. Every single time he does it, he actually says “this furnace doesn’t have much time left” however then it simply works wonderfully for another year as well. There was one time the a/c stopped laboring, and after doing an inspection Hacksaw said he couldn’t fix it; fortunately he did think about a certified heating and air conditioning tech who did the task for him. Every single time he says he can do something, he follows through. He has really tuned up and repaired our a/c many other times, however the one time he couldn’t, he simply just confessed it. Even though he’s an outlaw in the world of A/C repair, he has constantly done right by me.