I hated bachelor parties, and the fact that it was my bachelor party didn’t make it any easier, then they took me to a strip joint, that I didn’t enjoy! It was cold and I was miserable.
I walked up to the bar and asked for a double of whatever they had, and he asked if I wasn’t having fun? I told him I didn’t like bars, and I was only drinking to stay warm.
He said there was a bachelor party going on, and he was sure they would not mind if I joined in. I looked at him and he laughed when I told him I was the bachelor they were celebrating. I showed him a picture of my fiance and asked if he would not care about to be with a boy like that instead of here. He gave me two more doubles and said the Heating, Ventilation as well as A/C corporation was on the way, and to take it easy with the drinking. I asked how long before the Heating, Ventilation as well as A/C corporation arrived. He said it would be a couple of hours. I told him I was an Heating, Ventilation as well as A/C corporation. I would gratefully repair the Heating, Ventilation as well as A/C system if he would turn up the heat on the dance floor so my buddies would want to leave earlier. He said he would do me one better. He let me repair the Heating, Ventilation as well as A/C system and said the bill was on him. He then gave to flag all the guys in the party because they had already been drinking when they came in. I thanked him, fixed the Heating, Ventilation as well as A/C system, and waited for him to kick them all out.