Lizard people

My extended family are a odd lot. I know plenty of people feel that way as well as have strained relationships with their kin, although I feel as though I have an extraordinary case. I only found out recently that I come from a clan of weirdos, including several professional carnies as well as someone my mother would only refer to as my “cat uncle.” I have no idea what that means. However, I do know a thing or two about my cousins, as well as they are odd enough to make my case. I am convinced that they are not human. Explain this one to me, they are obsessed with their Heating as well as Air Conditioning system. I know plenty of people who care about their indoor comfort, but I’ve never seen such an advanced heating as well as cooling setup before in my life. First of all, they had a smart control equipment installed that is automatically programmed to keep their home at the exact air quality as well as temperature to match the sub-tropical temperature of the gecko. It costs them a ton of cash each month to pump that much heat as well as humidity into their home. They easily use micro misters to add extra moisture into the indoor air! Secondly, they have radiant heated flooring installed throughout their entire house. They continually talk about how they love the advanced heating reliability as well as accuracy of their new heated flooring system. However, they also openly talk about sleeping on the floor in order to soak up every ounce of heat to keep their blood pumping. If you aren’t yet convinced, I understand. I might be willing to let their odd heated floor obsession go, if it wasn’t also for the heated basking lamps installed throughout their whole house.

More ->