My boyfriend Max was telling me he was going camping with some of his buddies and their women.
When I told him to have a great time, Max looked disappointed.
Max told me that all the other guys were going to have their girlfriends with them. I laughed and asked who Max was taking? Max laughed too and said it was me. I stopped laughing. I asked if there was AC at the camping area? He said no. I asked if there was running water and real bathrooms at the camping area? Max said no. I looked at him and said no. If you supply me with Heating, Ventilation and A/C and running water, I can go camping with him! Until that happened, he could have fun with his friends. I knew Max was miserable when he kissed my cheek and said he had to go. Max didn’t say he enjoyed me or when he would be back. He just walked out the door. I called my best friend, who was dating one of Max’s friends. She knew how much I detested camping. She started to lecture me. She told me none of them easily loved camping, however they went for their boyfriends and husbands. She said she had a portable air conditioning system and a space furnace that ran off the car battery. They all walked to the bathhouse together and the bathrooms weren’t nearly as terrible as I thought. She asked if I wanted her to buy a portable space furnace and an air conditioning system to take to the campground with me. Only if Max came back before they left.