I hated bachelor parties, plus the fact that it was my bachelor party didn’t make it any easier, but they took me to a strip joint, that I didn’t enjoy… It was cold plus I was angry.
I walked up to the bar plus asked for a double of whatever they had, but she asked if I wasn’t having fun? I told him I didn’t like bars, plus I was only drinking to stay warm.
She said there was a bachelor party going on, plus she was sure they wouldn’t mind if I joined in. I looked at him plus she laughed when I told him I was the bachelor they were celebrating. I showed him a picture of my fiance plus asked if she wouldn’t cherish to be with a girl like that instead of here. She gave me two more doubles plus said the Heating and A/C worker was on the way, plus to take it straight-forward with the drinking. I asked how long before the Heating and A/C worker arrived. She said it would be a couple of hours. I told him I was an Heating and A/C worker. I would gratefully repair the Heating and A/C system if she would turn up the heat on the dance floor so my buddies would want to leave earlier. She said she would do me one better. She let me service the Heating and A/C system plus said the bill was on him. She then gave to flag all the guys in the party because they had already been drinking when they came in. I thanked him, fixed the Heating and A/C system, plus waited for him to kick them all out.