I hated bachelor parties, plus the fact that it was my bachelor celebration didn’t make it any easier, they took me to a strip joint, that I didn’t enjoy, then it was cold plus I was agitated.
I walked up to the bar plus asked for a double of whatever they had, and he asked if I wasn’t having fun? I told him I didn’t like bars, plus I was only drinking to stay warm.
He said there was a bachelor celebration going on, plus he was sure they would not mind if I joined in. I looked at him plus he laughed when I told him I was the bachelor they were celebrating. I showed him a picture of my fiance plus asked if he would not prefer to be with a girl like that instead of here. He gave me two more doubles plus said the Heating in addition to A/C professional was on the way, plus to take it simple with the drinking. I asked how long before the Heating in addition to A/C professional arrived. He said it would be a couple of hours. I told him I was an Heating in addition to A/C professional. I would gratefully service the Heating in addition to A/C system if he would turn up the heat on the dance floor so my buddies would want to leave earlier. He said he would do me one better. He let me repair the Heating in addition to A/C system plus said the bill was on him. He then gave to flag all the men in the celebration because they had already been drinking when they came in. I thanked him, fixed the Heating in addition to A/C system, plus waited for him to kick them all out.